And Chai came tumblring after

pungoeshere asked:

aaaaaaaaaaaaa I’m sorry I really like Jane but I don’t really think about her enough to have any headcanons???

One I do like is that, if finally confronted with Condesce(sans the effects of the hypnotiara), Jane has a vague and inexplicable interest in her and isn’t sure why. (Super vague, left over memories from her original life, when Condy did briefly serve as a mother figure.) Whether the original feelings are positive or negative, she gets very attached to Condy VERY quickly and comes quickly to fondly regard her as the previously absent mother figure.

To the point where, if there were in some life-and-death situation and The Condesce were hurt, Jane wouldn’t be able to just leave her, and would do her damnedest to be sure the empress escaped safely as well, or at least stay beside her until she died.

trollkid asked:

no

animperfectpatsy asked:

Uhhhhhhhhh okay I don’t have a whole lot of headcanons for Jade because she isn’t someone I focus on a WHOLE lot even if I like drawing her, but I’ll do my best

1 : Sleep headcanon

Vriska puts her to sleep so often that she isn’t used to having to GO to sleep, and has a lot of trouble falling asleep normally.

2:Drinking/drunk headcanon

Wants to play ALL the drinking games, and gets increasingly violent and competetive as the night wears on.

4 : Genderbent headcanon

Male!Jade has hair just as long as regular Jade.

5 : Sex headcanon

Sex isn’t so much a venue for intimacy to her, as an opportunity to have fun with others.

7 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

I like fantasy AUs where she’s a witch and gives Dave or John verbal schoolings, instead of being a princess in need of rescuing or something, and I’m not fond of AUs that treat Bequerel as a perfectly normal dog. (ie I like the ones where he’s a weird gigantic crossbreed, or still kind of ‘off’, or hypoallergenic or something.)

8 : Cooking headcanon

Jade can’t really cook much, her cookalizer has effects more in line with a microwave, so stoves and ovens baffle her. She’s really enthusiastic about learning, though, and enjoys it even if she’s not great.

9 : Mood headcanon

Her cheer and good nature as just as genuine as her anger. She holds nothing back, ever, and others who hold back on their emotions confuse her greatly.

0 : Any other question of your choosing

She doesn’t mind having the dog dick/is mock-disappointed NOT to have it when she goes god tier, but what she really wanted was a tail, and is SO mad that she only got the ears.

pir8crabs asked:

1 : Sleep headcanon

She’s more likely to wake up if someone is trying to be quiet or sneak around her when she’s sleeping, than if they just carry on normally or walk by without slowing down. 

2:Drinking/drunk headcanon

Alternatively very happy/cuddly and very depressed/clingy drunk. She’ll drink just about anything.

3 : Childhood headcanon

She lived across a chasm from Darkleer, much as Vriska did with Equius, and she liked to play ‘angel of mercy’ for any prisoners awaiting execution. Go in and pretend to be spiriting them away, out from under the E%ecutor’s nose, only to lead them straight into her lusus’ waiting jaws.

4 : Genderbent headcanon

BASICALLY JACK SPARROW I guess. When confronted with her male self they end up acting like slightly incestuous siblings…

5 : Sex headcanon

Anal is her guilty pleasure. And when she lets someone else take charge it’s less out of submissiveness than of her being lazy.

6 : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

Her original hive is long since gone but she maintains several seasonal homes in various coastal towns or gamblignant ports. Her bedroom tends to be a chaotic place, divided between two rooms— Her stateroom, which serves as something of an office or an antechamber, and her actual bedchamber. The former is full of maps and scattered treasure, charts, most of the records and book-keeping for her ship, etc, and the latter has one wall comprised entirely of tanks with different spiders inside. Both are scattered with treasure, gold coins making snowdrifts here and there… The door to her bedroom is actually hidden under a giant world map, and she has both a recuperacoon and a four-poster bed.

7 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

Human!Mindfang is a blonde. As a drider, her build is closer to a tarantula than a black widow, thus making her comparatively plump.

8 : Cooking headcanon

Fuck cooking. Why should she bother when she has so many trolls willing to do it FOR her? (She has very basic skills in the kitchen and is more than capable of feeding herself, but she actively dislikes it.)

9 : Mood headcanon

Very mercurial. She’s easily offended, but also easily soothed as long as she allows herself to be— She’s ended up killing several pale suitors for trying to calm her down when she didn’t want to be calm.

0 : Any other question of your choosing

Mindfang has partaken in casual cannibalism as a child, before she realized society as a whole frowned on it and that she should not, in fact, eat what her mother eats. She still likes the fear inspired by the rumor, and has done things to encourage it, like ripping chunks of flesh out of opponents with her teeth, and once ripping out a mans throat. (She spits it out afterwards, usually, hacking and sputtering over the taste of the blood. 8LUH!!!!!!!!)